Free Botox for the Unemployed

I just read an article on a payday loan site about how Reveal Cosmetics is giving away free Botox injections to the first 50 unemployed persons who line up at their office in Arlington, Virginia, on June 5, 2009. All you have to do is be there with your resume and "proof of unemployment." I emailed the link to a friend of mine who I thought might get a kick out of it. He emailed the link to woman who works in the cubicle next to him and then he emailed me back to say that this woman was crying and laughing out loud while she was reading.

I don't know the woman who was laughing and crying. But still, I felt responsible for her crisis of mixed emotions and wanted to do something to help. So I looked at the article again and I think it's pretty clear that whoever wrote it is no fan of Botox treatments and had to mention payday loans at strategic points in the article in order to get the article accepted on the site. I figured it might be kind of fun to dance that dance, too, and so I gave it a try in a reply email to my friend that went like this:

Tell Donna she doesn’t have to cry. In fact, she can get her face fixed so that she can’t cry. And if she’s in the middle of a project and can’t quit her job by June 5, she can keep her job, get a payday cash loan, and go to a nurse-practitioner instead of a surgeon where a year of Botox shouldn’t cost more than $2000. As she stops crying and gets more and more payday loans, the fees go up, but the loan amount goes up even more so she’ll keep making instant borrow money.

So that’s a good thing right there. And if she just has to have something to cry about even though her lawsuit loan is good, then she can get a military loan or a mycashnow for debt consolidation and then for a just little extra quick cash she can get a bigger dose of Botox at a place that does manicures and acupuncture, too. There’s always a way if she has check cashing and cash call with instant payday loan and secured loans for faxless payday advances or something else.

The most important thing is to not cry, of course,