Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Pictures and Devon James join the mistress parade with Tiger Woods

On the “Bubba the Love Sponge” Florida radio program, Devon James, professional companion and porn star, FINALLY spilled all of the details of her two-and-one-half-year affair with Tiger Woods. If you were fortunate enough to be trawling for grease, you may have heard from the program on Radar Online that in 2006 Woods paid Devon James and another woman $ 2,000 for a “two-girl party.” Then there were the explicit texts, a la Tiger’s courtship of Joslyn James. CBS is on top of this mounting action, and makes people wonder whether or not women will be bursting out of the sand traps of Augusta National with even better and a lot more twisted Tiger tales.

Oh the things Devon James must have seen and done

It’s only right how the story of the victimized porn star and escort be told, if for no other reason than to create the steady income needed so that Devon James can apply for short term installment loans.

Could this really be a Tiger tale of consenting adults, one who has a lot of cash and wants a taut body, and the other by an addiction? That never is an excuse to whether or not Tiger is addicted to something – Women less attractive than his wife? Medication? Sex in General? – he should be feeling the firestorm of criticism. Any sympathy was killed off by her convenient times, whether or not Devon James’ situation was wrong.

Tears … will make typing … difficult

Devon James does deserve something for not immediately publishing her adventures with Tiger on a classy Web site. This is just flying by like a new Shakespearean sonnet for the enjoyment of the new generation – challenged – by Veronica Siwik Daniels, aka Joslyn James. It can be exciting to get frisky in public but the desire to expose it all publicly to prove that the relationship is “hot” speaks of frigid immaturity. Tiger apparently loves them Otter Pops, and he never needs bad credit installment loans to indulge. Fame keeps the fur flying.

Devon, you didn’t

Oh yes she did. The texts from Tiger Woods she received, according to CBS, are a guide book to all the slaps, chokes, and BDSM playacting that AAA forgot to say. It is also reported that Tiger liked additional than one caddy to help him out at a time. Who would ever have known that “very sexy and playful” woman like Devon James (words taken from her online service advertisement, says The Huffington Post) would be so great at fining the green.

Tiger will golf while mistresses try to cash in

That’s an entertainment profession path now – the cashing in part. Tell your sons and daughters to not take notes. Be a good parent and teach them well. Tiger told the Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman he was “living a lie” and was the only one responsible for the sex scandal. Devon James and her pictures are evidently just an innocent link within the chain. Tiger, that’s hogwash.



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