See the Katie Holmes "So You Think You Can Dance" Video

I'm too sexy for my Xenu! (Photo: Examiner.com)

She escapes so that she can DANCE!

For some time, we all wondered whether Katie Holmes was going to be let out of the house. Sure, the bright lights of the paparazzi would occasionally catch a glimpse of her, but it’s possible that Tom was simply allowing her out to keep the rumors quiet. Or to obtain quick cash from cheap loans, because the “Top Gun” spinoff where Cruise and Kelly McGillis start a family together is no longer viable. McGillis coming out of the closet and all…

At least that’s what comedians imagine

What is it that Scientologists do out in the Southern California desert near Hemet? That’s where Gold Base is, which is the informal name for their headquarters. As some scream at objects in their attempts to levitate them with the power of the mind, it seems that Katie was working on something else when Suri was napping and Tom was off doing the Cruisey things Tommy does (like discovering the TRUE history of psychiatry).

She was dancing!

Olivia Smith reports for the New York Daily News that Katie was ready to do the electric boogaloo. Wait, I take that back… I’m embellishing so my head doesn’t slump over onto my keyboard. Now, Katie Holmes “So You Think You Can Dance” Video is all over the place. The question is, can she? ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "See the Katie Holmes "So You Think You Can Dance" Video"