"Hello Cow" Song | Be Good to a Bovine

A mooove in the right direction

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Do you like milk? Oh yeah? How much?

If you feel some kind of maternal-infant attachment to cows somewhere deep down in your psyche, it should come as no surprise. Now mind you, I’m not saying that ladies are breastfeeding the bovines, or that young children are made to suckle at the teats of barnyard animals. I’m not redneck enough to even suggest something like that.

What I am saying is that unless they’re lactose intolerant or otherwise allergic to milk, kids tend to love cows. This love tends to move on into adulthood. Rebellious teens in Wisconsin towns love them so much that they tip them. It’s not exclusive to Wisconsin, though. Anywhere where cows are doing good work, they’ll get tipped. Oh yes they will. Me, I’d use payday loans and short term loans if it meant that cows would get what’s coming to them.

And the “Hello Cow” song is for them

It’s busting out all over, according to Google. The “Hello Cow” song is a squirt of fresh milk in the eye of the typical sordid fare that people search for on the Web: Vanessa Hudgens pictures leaked, Steven Tyler dead, Lady Gaga hermaphrodite picture, et al. We need “Hello Cow” songs to get through the weekend, not the usual assortment of trash.

According to the Village Voice, FOX News ran a feature on dairy cows and the farmers who love them so much that they give them waterbeds to sleep on. Here’s that little story: ... click here to read the rest of the article titled ""Hello Cow" Song | Be Good to a Bovine"