Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Chupacabra


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The Chupacabra is a made up creature of folk lore, akin to the bogeyman – it wanders around at night and sucking the blood and draining the life from its victims, which in that case would make the chupacabra real, because that fits the description of the IRS.

An animal was found a year or two ago believed to be the creature, which turned out to be a mange ridden coyote. The animal is a fiction – and joins the ranks of other famous cryptids like Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and responsible government.

It’s just a fairy tale, no more real than Goldilocks and the 3 bears, so don’t put any fast cash into Chupacabra protections measures.



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